A Snail Joke

dodong · 6th October 2006, 05:53 PM

A man is sitting at his home when he heard a knock at the door. He open the door and found a snail at the porch. He picked up the snail and throw it away. Three years had passed and he heard a knock at his door. He opened it and found a snail. The snail asked, "What the hell was that all about?"

Hibby9 · 6th October 2006, 08:57 PM

That is a cute joke!

I wonder what the snail wanted at first?

pmalone224 · 9th October 2006, 12:36 AM

HAHAHA we don't have snails out by me, but I lived in Germany for the summer and they were everywhere!

Pet_lover · 10th October 2006, 11:45 AM

thats just weird!!!!

dodong · 10th October 2006, 05:23 PM

I think so. It took the snail three years to confront the man who threw him out of the porch. Good thing the man is still around.

wehereerrere84 · 11th October 2006, 06:10 AM

ahahhahahahah that was pretty funny i was cracking up in the middle of calss and everyone was looking at what i was doing haha. omgi love taht joke i'm gonna save this page =P

MissyG · 12th October 2006, 12:46 AM

LOL! I can just imagine a little snail 'charging' across the lawn for 3 years, a look of pure indignity on his face.

6th October 2006, 05:53 PM	#1 (permalink)
dodong Ant Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 25	A Snail Joke A man is sitting at his home when he heard a knock at the door. He open the door and found a snail at the porch. He picked up the snail and throw it away. Three years had passed and he heard a knock at his door. He opened it and found a snail. The snail asked, "What the hell was that all about?"

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6th October 2006, 08:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
Hibby9 Ant Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 38	That is a cute joke! I wonder what the snail wanted at first?

9th October 2006, 12:36 AM	#3 (permalink)
pmalone224 Ant Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 49	HAHAHA we don't have snails out by me, but I lived in Germany for the summer and they were everywhere!

10th October 2006, 11:45 AM	#4 (permalink)
Pet_lover Ant Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 40	thats just weird!!!!

10th October 2006, 05:23 PM	#5 (permalink)
dodong Ant Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 25	I think so. It took the snail three years to confront the man who threw him out of the porch. Good thing the man is still around.

11th October 2006, 06:10 AM	#6 (permalink)
wehereerrere84 Ant Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 76	ahahhahahahah that was pretty funny i was cracking up in the middle of calss and everyone was looking at what i was doing haha. omgi love taht joke i'm gonna save this page =P

12th October 2006, 12:46 AM	#7 (permalink)
MissyG Ant Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 42	LOL! I can just imagine a little snail 'charging' across the lawn for 3 years, a look of pure indignity on his face.