I think that I'm a chicken

jilef · 5th October 2006, 05:01 PM

Psychiatrist: What's your problem?

Patient: I think I'm a chicken.

Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?

Patient: Ever since I was an egg!

fivebyfive · 8th October 2006, 12:09 AM

That's funny.

A guy goes into a doctors office and he has a duck on his head.
Doctor asks, "so what's wrong?"
Duck says, "I've got a guy on my but."

he, he. Stupid, yes I know, but I like it.

What's the difference between a parrot with one wing and a parrot with two?
I don't know.
It's a difference of a pinion.

pmalone224 · 9th October 2006, 09:10 AM

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead!

Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Because the first monkey hit him on his way down!

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Peer Pressure!!!

Pet_lover · 10th October 2006, 11:44 AM

i like the 3rd 1 the best!!!! but theyre all pretty good!!!

wehereerrere84 · 17th October 2006, 12:21 AM

ahhhh i heard this joke before and it never ceases to make me laugh hahaha

5th October 2006, 05:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
jilef Ant Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 25	I think that I'm a chicken Psychiatrist: What's your problem? Patient: I think I'm a chicken. Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on? Patient: Ever since I was an egg!

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8th October 2006, 12:09 AM	#2 (permalink)
fivebyfive Ant Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 10	That's funny. A guy goes into a doctors office and he has a duck on his head. Doctor asks, "so what's wrong?" Duck says, "I've got a guy on my but." he, he. Stupid, yes I know, but I like it. What's the difference between a parrot with one wing and a parrot with two? I don't know. It's a difference of a pinion.

9th October 2006, 09:10 AM	#3 (permalink)
pmalone224 Ant Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 49	Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because the first monkey hit him on his way down! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure!!!

10th October 2006, 11:44 AM	#4 (permalink)
Pet_lover Ant Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 40	i like the 3rd 1 the best!!!! but theyre all pretty good!!!

17th October 2006, 12:21 AM	#5 (permalink)
wehereerrere84 Ant Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 76	ahhhh i heard this joke before and it never ceases to make me laugh hahaha