Three Tough Rats

Hibby9 · 16th October 2006, 09:46 PM

Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.

The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"

The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"

Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."

wehereerrere84 · 16th October 2006, 11:58 PM

hahaha thatjoke's pretty funny it reminnds me of that old cartoon i used to watch all the time i think it was called tom and jerry.

Miley · 17th October 2006, 05:36 AM

I simply love this joke, it's just so dog-gone funny. And yeah, it does kind of remind me of tom and jerry. Makes you feel sorry for the cat, dosen't it?

16th October 2006, 09:46 PM	#1 (permalink)
Hibby9 Ant Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 38	Three Tough Rats Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness. The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!" The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!" Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."

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16th October 2006, 11:58 PM	#2 (permalink)
wehereerrere84 Ant Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 76	hahaha thatjoke's pretty funny it reminnds me of that old cartoon i used to watch all the time i think it was called tom and jerry.

17th October 2006, 05:36 AM	#3 (permalink)
Miley Ant Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 10	I simply love this joke, it's just so dog-gone funny. And yeah, it does kind of remind me of tom and jerry. Makes you feel sorry for the cat, dosen't it?