dana

I think this is a very funny one :

A vampire bat returns to a cave covered in blood. The other bats hound him until he agrees to bring them to the source of all the blood, and they all fly off.
After leading the pack for a mile, the first bat suddenly slows down and says, “See that oak tree over there?”
“Yes, yes!” scream the bats.
“That’s interesting,” says the first one. “Because I ****ing didn’t.”